Stewie gets bullied by Little Robots



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Stewie gets bullied by Little Robots

okay Louis I dab some toothpaste on the inside of my nose so I am willing to take the old Nestea plunge if you know what I mean a few weeks come on you know I'm terrible at waiting for things we'll be right back with more Laverne and Shirley but I want it now I'm gonna bed here hello fellow adult I am clearly above the minimum height requirement and shall now ride your rollercoaster for which you are an attendant yes and I will operate this roller coaster as I'm an adult who is licensed to do so I do so enjoy our time together Lyle in fact I drew you a little keepsake it's a picture of a mailman wearing a cowboy hat the credit is yours Dewey it was you who programmed me to grow exponentially smarter ah I suppose you're right as kahlil Gilbane wrote in the profit I am the bow from which the arrow of you was launched well wouldn't you know it I moved the van over to the other gas pump and the gas cap was still on the wrong side boy that was one trip to the lake we're not gonna forget yeah I know it's cuz we got this new mattress and Lois doesn't want to mess it up what kind of mattress did you get I hope you did your homework because you're gonna spend a third of your life on that thing don't you already got rid of it you'll never find that thing well we're just gonna have to I've been this desperate to find something since Meg was kidnapped by that maniac Lyall we finally got a thank you note from Bella for that birthday party present with a single mom I didn't know for sure if it was coming but but I've outpaced your intelligence I needed to create some friends who are my cognitive peers meet Ted are and Ted P Stewie I'm afraid I no longer have time for a friend of your simple ways I must ask you to leave no he must Asperger you to leave Oh finally Stewie's back from the store um okay salty Peter what are we doing here I thought we were looking for your mattress we are this is a 1950s insane asylum yes 1950s doctor me and my friends are looking for your friends with a Negro and a cripple this man is insane taken away I don't think all cripples are insane euthanize this man I don't think you can go any farther down the ladder than pointto people so if your mattress isn't here I'm afraid it's gone hey I bet that shit the bang slab all right damn it we did get another one yesterday but some fat-ass blew out half the spring so we put lunch on it that's it just a bunch of blueberries ah two dogs humping this was worth the four-hour flight oh my god Stewie what are you doing on the toilet with a lid closed Ted ah says this is where a piece of crap has to live this is terrible those robots are not your friends the fact is I miss hanging out with you I tell you what let's hang out tonight after they see how many slaps it takes to give me a stutter Stewie you gotta put a stop to this I mean you made them you can destroy them what do you say you and I okay let's wrap it up I reserved this time to listen to Metallica and flex in the mirror he's right it's on the whiteboard Peter what is that Oh Peter us so handsome Lois this mattress may be old and worn in but so are we and I wouldn't trade you in for anything yeah I want to do you right where the porn lunch was what I said I want to do you right where the porn lunch was god I wish you'd ha boy that was the best night's sleep I've had in a long time Louis same with me you know I'm glad we're keeping our old mattress sometimes Noah isn't better Stewie I really am sorry about what happened oh don't mention it I'm just glad to have the whole mess behind us so what'd you end up doing with those old robots anyway I just left them out on the curb for the trash man [Applause] that's bud are you ready Peter – hi Joe's dead I mean dad yep Joe I'm Joe you're my dad Joe Wow I guess it really has been a long time I barely recognize you why is mr. Swanson coming and why is he dressed like dad thanks for the ride-along I liked when you sentenced those two girls to kiss each other yeah all girls are lesbians when you point a gun at him hey Stewie what's up ha ha when you say it like that you sound just like Tom Cruise what oh yeah I've been hanging with Tom Cruise you've been hanging out with Tom Cruise she'll have we spent the whole day together and he showed me there's a lot of advantages to being short hello oh hi dr. Hartman mrs. Griffin I have some good news turns out your son is going to be normal height I read his chart wrong yesterday apparently Stewie's not gonna be short after all what really it's wonderful news oh I'm so relieved my child is spared some heartache could I have some bread while I opened my presents at this point we're gonna have to start charging you for the bread so now since I switched to disposable catheters I no longer have those beet-red infections in my urethra no I hope it's not genetic hey everybody family yeah home how's it going over there with my dad awesome he fell for the whole thing in fact we've been having a great time what Peter this is crazy nice gonna work out fine oh and remember Joe if Lois is feeling frisky at night its index finger around and clockwise and just keep doing that to yourself until you're good to go Peter this is ridiculous you can't live in my house with my dad and my family your dad got me super clean in the tub well he's right next door nothing stopping you from going over there and telling him the truth that his son is a paraplegic who's stuck in a wheelchair you know I can't do that suit yourself but I gotta go me and but I having a blast so anyone going to the gerbils funeral on Friday okay kids everyone in a circle for parachute time oh goody I love parachute time hell that kid looked like tiny Tom Cruise hey what are you doing home so early he's following me Brian who's following you Tom Cruise I spend one afternoon with a guy and it's like I signed an eight-year contract to show up you know it's times like this where I think if I didn't talk and you were a normal baby we wouldn't have any of these problems oh for God's sake see a guy like that should just stay inside so we don't have to look at him Joe go over there and tell him to get back in his house screw you Peter you know what this is over whoa whoa whoa whoa not a chance I like your house better I got nothing to hold on to when I poop at home you have no idea how many shower curtains I've put the hell Joe don't take that from him oh my god your son is a guy in a wheelchair yes that's bad it's me Joe what the hell happened to you I was shot in the line of duty how could I dad you always made fun of handicapped people the only thing I never understood was why one time my legs fell asleep on the toilet I had to crawl into the living room and interrupt Lois his book club that was one of the shower curtains I ripped down and I suppose deep down I was afraid then I guess I've got some learning to do I love you son I love you too dad hey Stewie I'm here to help you for the next billion years all right good to know anyway my dog ran around those bushes all right off to zeppos with it listen Joe I'm sorry I treated you like such a jerk well that's okay Peter in fact I gotta say it was a nice thing you did I'm glad I reconnected with my dad after all these years [Applause] excuse me are those Bugle Boy jeans ambassador mumbasa assistant ambassador Armstrong everything okay up there with the bath dammit it's locked oh my god somebody must have walked too soon we're gonna die in here guys do the words Dead by Dawn scrawled in feces over there mean we're in trouble did you do it I did and now